this should make you appreciate my girlfriend and NOT hate me

Things that I say to my girlfriend no one else should say to theirs:

- "u look like the guy from relient k" (after a haircut)

- "I'm going to dump you!" (i was just kidding)

-"I'm dating you so that no other guy has to"

-"I'm getting you a cubic zirconium"

-"It seems like ur always on ur period"

- "You'll do"

-"If someone were to shoot me I would put you in the way"

-"what's that thing you do that i dont like?... oh yeah Talking!"

-"do you really wanna be seen in public like that?"

-"honey! did you see her?! my goodness! she is beautiful"

- "I'm gonna punch you in the teeth" (I was not serious nor do I condone any male touching any female)

- "I wish u were better"

- "ur legs feel like Velcro "

-"If I knew how to cook I would have dumped you already"

- "What have I said that no other guy should say to there girlfriend? I'm posting a blog."

she puts up with alot

being a fan of God

yup i know i don't like blogging but i feel this had to be said i felt like a complete fake Christian. tonight i saw a great game of basketball and when the team won they were filled with joy and they were jumping in the air... i realized i don't act like this knowing i have a Savior who is risen from the grave. it was great to see the team overjoyed when they defeated faculty but Christ defeated Satan and the power that sin had over me! Praise God for his Love and Holiness!!! i need to act like this every day. no offence to the winning team but the outcome of the game had no eternal weight on it. in my humble opinion i believe God cared more about our hearts and are actions in the game then who won and who didn't. Are we as Christians celebrating Easter on a moment to moment basis.

Galatians 6:14

Why Blogging is Stupid:

Blogging is stupid because it is like World of Warcraft for females. It is a way for girls to escape reality. If you think about it we all try to escape reality. Why do men watch sports? Because we would like to think we could be that athletic. Escaping reality is what us typical Americans do ever since we were little boys and girls. For example, at the age of 5 I pretended I was a Ninja Turtle (Michelangelo to be exact) I know some friends of mine dress up for tea parties and pretend they were having a famous person like the Queen or Barbie as there guest. Those guys were strange and now work for the Obama administration.
So you may ask: Why are you blogging Ryne? Well let me tell you friend. For some strange reason my girlfriend and others think I have a strange mind and should release it to the world through blogging. I kinda feel forced, so if you don't care about this I will not be offended. If you read this and felt offended you should have probably looked at the title and realized this would be an offensive post.