- "u look like the guy from relient k" (after a haircut)
- "I'm going to dump you!" (i was just kidding)
-"I'm dating you so that no other guy has to"
-"I'm getting you a cubic zirconium"
-"It seems like ur always on ur period"
- "You'll do"
-"If someone were to shoot me I would put you in the way"
-"what's that thing you do that i dont like?... oh yeah Talking!"
-"do you really wanna be seen in public like that?"
-"honey! did you see her?! my goodness! she is beautiful"
- "I'm gonna punch you in the teeth" (I was not serious nor do I condone any male touching any female)
- "I wish u were better"
- "ur legs feel like Velcro "
-"If I knew how to cook I would have dumped you already"
- "What have I said that no other guy should say to there girlfriend? I'm posting a blog."
she puts up with alot
